Bald Bitches

Make sure you look right before you open your mouth and try to talk shit about someone who is way above your level.

[18:30:05] Jade (jade.ezvalt): your tits are falling out


[18:30:07] Jade (jade.ezvalt): just so you know

[18:30:19] Jade (jade.ezvalt): and your ass

[18:30:23] Jade (jade.ezvalt): looks kinda off

[18:30:32] You: thanks good lookin out I was wondering what happen

[18:30:40] Jade (jade.ezvalt): omgg

[18:30:41] Jade (jade.ezvalt): and

[18:30:44] Jade (jade.ezvalt): . . .

[18:30:52] Jade (jade.ezvalt): i can see your triangle!!

[18:31:02] Jade (jade.ezvalt): trying to make a statement?

[18:31:08] You: yeah

[18:31:15] You: I am

[18:31:32] You: im going for the go suck your mother if you dont like my clothes look

[18:31:55] You: fyi you are bald

[18:32:01] Jade (jade.ezvalt): well i think people would prefer to go suck your mother after seeing how fug you look

BEWBZ

Some people just don't listen!!!!
Now look at you!!!!
FAMOUS!!!

Strawberry Lane

For the love of God!!!! If you want to have a successful business hire some strippers that don't look like they need the money.
I am not sure pity tips will pay the bills cause more people will either just leave.. or if they are like me... they will make fun of your staff and or make snide remarks about their shitty avatar.  This bitch is so nasty even noobs will look at them and ask.... "Where they do that at?"

Nature Boy

Okay... who the fuck designed this for men?
I don't know if I should slap them for making it or high five them for actually selling it.
FYI men... this is not cute nor sexy.... If a female avatar ever tells you this is hot she is either trying to hold back her laughter and wanting you to keep it on so she can take pics and laugh at you with her friends or that female avatar is a fat man named bob who lives in his mom's basement.

And I Bust!!!!

Yes folks, this shit is very real.... Kinda makes you wonder what the hell this person was thinking when he put this shit on.
I am really hoping that this person is sitting behind his computer laughing his ass off and not seriously believing that this is in any way shape or form a sexy look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... To each their own but DAYUM!!!!!

Death To Bling

Analog Dog hair and bling are not nice..
I don't care who told you it is hot.. they were lying to be nice to you...
Now the rest of SL has to suffer for your lying ass friend...
That's that bullshit!!